Kat in the UAE

I ate asparagus today. That was the highlight of my entire boring day. Now I get to look forward to going to the bathroom and smelling the weird smell of asparagus pee. Have you encountered this phenonmenon? It really is quite shocking.

I miss Heather. I really really do. She is so funny and pretty. She understands me. She is also #1 at U of Richmond Law, so she's more than just a pretty face. Sigh. When will I see her again? Will she ever call? The nights are oh so lonely.

Heather you better come to my wedding or I'm going to physically harm you. I am thinking hair pulling or something equally derisive.

I used to sell my plasma so I could get acrylic nails. I would drive to the plasma sales place next to the mall, get hooked up to a machine for about an hour, they would separate my plasma from my blood, put my blood back, and then I would go to the mall and get my nails done. It was great! But now I want lipo. And I would seriously have to sell about 200 pints of plasma. I just can't do it! But I think I might sell my car... Who needs a car when you've got taxis in the UAE that will take you across town for 2 dollars? And I could be so skinny for my wedding... Oh dear God let me get skinny!